Skull Mon alter freaky eagle
Dear Locomon,
Why Does the Republican Anus ITCH So Much?
Desire?
Hope ?
Fear ?
Loss?
WHAT???
Please answer LocoMon
Thanks,
The Hole
Hole, From now on let me let Cuaxicalli Mon answer these types of things…
Dear Hole, IT’s Simple. it’s tha ITCH… Here’s a pic of how it looks like…
Yeah, you’re right, it looks like right out of Star Treks Tribbles… But it’s far stickier, itchier, and exponentiates far faster. Here’s a dialogue Locomon and Me had about it…
Locomon:
Pinche Guerra Que Nos Vento Este Bruto
Para Que ?
Para El Pinche Gas ?
Para Controlar el Pinche Gas ?
Cuaxicalli:
La Libertad que Bush Uso ES
Para Chotiarnos Con el Resto del Mundo
Rompio La Tela de Hablar Con los de Aya
Ahora esta Gente nos Odia mas que Nunca
Locomon:
Yo No Tengo Estilla ni Odio con los Arabes
Los Muslos entienden su lado y yo El Mio
Paque Chingados Nos Metimos en Esta Pinche Batalla?
BaBoSO Es Un Pinche Gachupin Pendejo
Cuaxicalli:
Modos y pensamiento de Imperialista
Manda a Bush Para Tras a su Tierra
Con Todos Los Demas de Pinche Rupublic-Anos
Y Luega Ciera la Pureta de Immigracion
Locomon:
But what About My Gyrating Flower, Skullman
Cuaxicalli:
You Mean your Giggling Flower of Fruition, ese?
ay, yay, yay, yay, ayyyyyy, cuaxicalli mon is Out for you
Here GOES, and Listen…
Seconds Pass And The Moment Weeps
Stagnated Bodies Eroded by Mighty Ehecatl
Yelling Man Pleads But Finds No Past, No Present, No Futuro
Locked in The Infinite Smell of the NOW
Movement Passes and it Twirls You BY
Pinche Cabezota, Pinche Mente Loca
Excited at times
Sadly at others
You Find Something
But then Momentously
And then Horrifically
You Realize
You’re Forever Locked in Craziness and Rationale
or Someone’s interpretation of it for you
For Something or Nothing
The Heart Matters Not
The Body Even Worse
And the Inert Self or Soul
Of Human Spirit
It’s Just Steam Piss
Sizzling in the Snow
For it Can’t find a Place
For Children To Sleep IN PEACE
While Money Fights its WARS
It Has No Place IN Oops there goes another Market Spike
Go Away LocoMon?
And Leave me to my Bway
Go See Another Movie
Or Repeat the Same One as Last Time
“Before Avatar Mon”
And Say Mas Tarde
To Your Raza Loca
Cuaxicalli OUT
And Always Remember
Cuaxicalli Loves you Vehicles of LOVE
LocoMon:
OK, OK
And Here’s What I have to Say about That:
Let Cuaxicalli IN
Pinche Alter Eagle muthafucka
Chino, Chino, Levantate
Que Chingados Paso Anoche Vato?
No Me Acuerdo Ninguna Chingada Cosa, mon
And Who’s that Fat Puta Gringa?
And Why Were We Naked On the Couch?
Que Le Paso A Mi Honey Norma Jean?
Chino, Despierta Vato Boracho
Chingado, Chino-Man
Damns, what’s that Sticking Out of your Arm Man, dude?
Chingado Vato, You Look Pale and Dead
Well, I’ll leave you to your experience
Later Dude
Jesus, Chuey, CHUIIIIII
Donde esta ese Cabron?
Ya Te vas Para El Jale Ese?
Spick and Span Man, Como Siempre Vato
Shit No Man, I didn’t Make that Mess
Yeah, It was my Party, But…..Shit Man
–Chino Fucked it UP Man–
Go Look in his Arm..I mean, I mean his Room
He’s All Fucked Up Man
What you Mean the Kitchen’s All Sticky!?
What you Mean the Bathroom’s Fucked Up!?
What you Mean the Barrel’s gone!?
Shit Man What The Fuck Happened Here?
Tell me Man, What Happened to Me Last Night?
What Do You Mean I Drank the Whole Bottle ?
And Where the Fuck Were YOU Mon?
Yah, Go To Work, Mr. Conservative
Let Chino Clean Up the Barf on the Rugs
MANNN it STINKS IN HERE
Alfredo, Alfredo, Alfredo Wake UP!!!
Donde esta Este Pinche Vato?
Alfredo Wake Up Man
Alfredo, Yoooh.., What are you Doing With Raul in your bed, Mon?
Eejole Vato, ‘scuse Me Mons
Man’s Didn’ts Know You Guys Were Like That
Eh, sta aquellas man, Later Dudes
Your Secret is safe with Me
Mando , Mando , Mando-o-o
Quess What Freddy and Raul are Doing, Mon?
Mando What are You Doing Outside Mon?
Whatdaya mean My Car’s Been in an Accident?
Whatdaya mean the Chota’s Lookin for me?
Whatdaya mean you Borrowed my Driver’s License?
Whatdaya mean you escaped?
What You MEAN the Chevy’s Gone?
What Do you Mean The Pigs have my Car and Keys and Wallet?
Boy, you Better Start Fucking Running
Cuz I’m a Fucking Gonna KILL You
And Make you Into a FUCKING HUMAN MOLE PIE
Fuck You, You Ain’t My Best Friend
I’m Getting MY Fuckin Gun and Make this FUN
Gato, Gato, Hey Gato
What’jou doing on My Fucking Bed Man
Let Me Get My Gun from down Here
NORMA JEANNNNNN, I’ve been Lookin for Ya
Whatdaya doing down here, and with Gato….
HOW Could’s You Guys Do this?
And on My OWN FUCKING BED?
And My Sister Naked Next to you TOO!!!
Shit Man, Chingado
What a Fucking Sucking LIFE
Hey Locomon
Here, Here you Go
Have a Beer
And Here, Have A Hit
Ah Right Man
Thanks, Mon
THat’s OK
I guess it’s gonna be a nice day after all
That LAST PARTIER
CUAXICALLI Mon
He’s alright
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